![]() The surprisingly tender mindset behind this full-frontal assault on all non-proper-Christians makes the game barely playable. That's if you can deal with the camera, wonky zoom, instant deaths, adverts for staying in school and endless walking. Bring the same people, again and again, to your cultish corner of faith. Convert the same buildings on the same map into banks, cafes and training camps at the start of every level. ![]() If you're fragile and spineless enough to think that playing this game might somehow benefit your life, get ready for trial by repetition. Truly, hell is a bug-riddled inferno of unfair gameplay, where depth is replaced by difficulty. It's based on prophecy: apparently there's a bit in The Bible that damns the impure to suffer hour after hour of lacklustre, shockingly dated real-time strategy. The ones who were left behind would be made to suffer the tribulations. They were the lucky ones, cleaved to god's always-generous bosom, dragged without choice to a world where they could talk forever about how bloody lovely they were, and how nice it is to share a Twix with someone as tediously pious as yourself. ![]() ![]() The Story Of the Left Behind books, if you've never had one hurled at you in the street, is a fictionalised future, when the Rapture has plucked millions of people from the Earth's face.
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